By The Deplorabelle
ANCHOR DESK
The Anchor and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are sitting side b side behind an anchor desk.
ANCHOR
Here today to talk about the 2024 Presidential Election is Congressperson Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
AOC
Thank you. I’m here to tell you that I fully
(air quotes)
Support Joe Biden in his reelection bid.
ANCHOR
Excuse me? What’s with the air quotes?
AOC
Nothing. And I’m not saying I support Joe Biden just because the Democratic party threatened to primary me if I didn’t say so.
ANCHOR
The Party threatened you?
AOC
(furiously nods)
No they absolutely did not.
ANCHOR
Why are you supporting him over the other candidates?
AOC
Well, I think he’s done a fantastic job considering…
ANCHOR
Considering the economic and foreign relations messes he was handed by the previous administration?
AOC
OK, we’ll go with that.
ANCHOR
So which of his policies do you support?
AOC
Most of the policies I support were actually struck down by the Supreme Court, such as canceling student dept and using social media to stop disinformation.
ANCHOR
Are you concerned about the allegations surrounding Hunter Biden?
AOC
Not really.
(rolls her eyes)
It’s clear how much Joe loves his son, and who hasn’t misplaced a gun or their blow?
(exaggerated sigh)
ANCHOR
So, you’re excited about the future?
AOC
(tepidly)
Four more years. Woo hoo.
ANCHOR
There you have it. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez endorses Joe Biden for a second term. Thank you for appearing on the show.
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