Conservative Parody songs Written by The Deplorabelle
Cocaine in the White House (Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room)
Cocaine in the White House
Cocaine in the White House
Secret Service tells us that they don’t know
But everybody knows that Hunter is the one with blow
I’m a Liberal (The Lumberjack Song)
Oh, I’m a liberal and I’m OK, my morals are on a higher plane
I’ll talk to you, I like free speech, but you must concur with me
If I don’t like your opinions, I’ll call you a Nazi
Oh, I’m a liberal and I’m OK, my morals are on a higher plane
I’ll grab your sign and rip it up, I’ll put you in your place
If you dare wear a MAGA hat, I’ll punch you in your face
Oh, I’m a liberal and I’m OK, my morals are on a higher plane
Climate Change (Southern Nights)
Climate change, if it’s hot or cold or stays the same
It’s all due to man, your fossil fuels they will ban
But elites can use their private planes
Climate change, your child’s mind they’ll rearrange
With tales of dread, in twelve years they’ll all be dead
If they dare to use a plastic straw
Climate change, using mass panic to gain control
There’s no evidence, their models just don’t make sense
But don’t you dare say that it’s not so
Hidin’ Biden (The Sound of Silence)
Where is Joe he does not know
The teleprompter tells him so
Joe is talking without thinking
Joe is talking without thinking
He is staring without blinking
And the words from Joe’s mouth are perplexing to us all
No sense at all
And they’re hidin’ Biden
Fools said I you do not know
Kamala will run the show
Joe is for and against fracking
The Green New Deal has Joe’s backing
And the words from Joe’s mouth are perplexing to us all
No sense at all
And they’re hidin’ Biden
The Twelve Days of Hillary Clinton Excuses (The Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the twelfth day post election
Clinton blamed for her loss
Mainstream media
Fox News channel
Private email servers
Suburban women’s husbands
Assange and Wikileaks
Crazy Bernie Sanders
The Democrat Committee
Vladimir Putin
The Electoral College
Rampant sexism
FBI Director Comey
And those darn Macedonian troll farms
Walk Away (Walk This Way)
The Dems are crazy, they’re whiners and they’re lazy
And they want you all to stop eating meat
They’re for late term abortions, open borders without caution
And they want you to give up your airline seat
They like the Green New Deal
‘Cause of how it makes them feel
It doesn’t matter if it turns into a bitch
Take a train to Alaska, how to pay for it I ask you
The same answer, we’ll just tax all the rich, like this
Wear a MAGA hat
And they’ll hit you with a bat
‘Cause speech is only free when they agree
Singing hey diddle diddle, climate change in the middle
So the government controls all they see
Medicare for all is sure to have a fall ’cause the government sucks at all it tries
Wait a year for a test and your docs won’t be the best
It’s our fault because we listen to their lies all the time
Walk away
Walk away

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