Conservative Parody songs Written by The Deplorabelle

Cocaine in the White House (Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room)

Cocaine in the White House

Cocaine in the White House

Secret Service tells us that they don’t know

But everybody knows that Hunter is the one with blow

I’m a Liberal (The Lumberjack Song)

Oh, I’m a liberal and I’m OK, my morals are on a higher plane

I’ll talk to you, I like free speech, but you must concur with me

If I don’t like your opinions, I’ll call you a Nazi

Oh, I’m a liberal and I’m OK, my morals are on a higher plane

I’ll grab your sign and rip it up, I’ll put you in your place

If you dare wear a MAGA hat, I’ll punch you in your face

Oh, I’m a liberal and I’m OK, my morals are on a higher plane

Climate Change (Southern Nights)

Climate change, if it’s hot or cold or stays the same

It’s all due to man, your fossil fuels they will ban

But elites can use their private planes

Climate change, your child’s mind they’ll rearrange

With tales of dread, in twelve years they’ll all be dead

If they dare to use a plastic straw

Climate change, using mass panic to gain control

There’s no evidence, their models just don’t make sense

But don’t you dare say that it’s not so

Hidin’ Biden (The Sound of Silence)

Where is Joe he does not know

The teleprompter tells him so

Joe is talking without thinking

Joe is talking without thinking

He is staring without blinking

And the words from Joe’s mouth are perplexing to us all

No sense at all

And they’re hidin’ Biden

Fools said I you do not know

Kamala will run the show

Joe is for and against fracking

The Green New Deal has Joe’s backing

And the words from Joe’s mouth are perplexing to us all

No sense at all

And they’re hidin’ Biden

The Twelve Days of Hillary Clinton Excuses (The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the twelfth day post election

Clinton blamed for her loss

Mainstream media

Fox News channel

Private email servers

Suburban women’s husbands

Assange and Wikileaks

Crazy Bernie Sanders

The Democrat Committee

Vladimir Putin

The Electoral College

Rampant sexism

FBI Director Comey

And those darn Macedonian troll farms

Walk Away (Walk This Way)

The Dems are crazy, they’re whiners and they’re lazy

And they want you all to stop eating meat

They’re for late term abortions, open borders without caution

And they want you to give up your airline seat

They like the Green New Deal

‘Cause of how it makes them feel

It doesn’t matter if it turns into a bitch

Take a train to Alaska, how to pay for it I ask you

The same answer, we’ll just tax all the rich, like this

Wear a MAGA hat

And they’ll hit you with a bat

‘Cause speech is only free when they agree

Singing hey diddle diddle, climate change in the middle

So the government controls all they see

Medicare for all is sure to have a fall ’cause the government sucks at all it tries

Wait a year for a test and your docs won’t be the best

It’s our fault because we listen to their lies all the time

Walk away

Walk away

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