INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM

FROM:                  Randi Kidhater, Teacher’s Union President

TO:                        Teacher’s Union members

RE:                         Mission Statement of the Teacher’s Union

After careful consideration, we have proposed the following mission and vision statement for our organization.

Mission Statement

The mission of the teacher’s union known as Effective Knowledge in Diversity Strategies, or Eff-KIDS, is to achieve the highest standard in the practice of indoctrination and to promote the political flavor of the moment.  The Board of Eff-KIDS pledges to mask children as long as possible, avoid the classroom for whatever reason we provide, and put pressure on politicians and agencies by donating a lot of money and lobbying for laws that provide parents with fewer choices.

Vision Statement

Eff-KIDS leads by creating a teacher-centered climate where the wishes of the students and the parents are irrelevant.  Teachers avoid traditional subjects like reading and mathematics while informing and educating students as to their own beliefs and fears.

Parents will achieve the following outcomes:

• Preschool children and kindergarteners will be informed about gender and sexual identities, and demonstrated a variety of sexual practices, no matter the wishes of the parents,
• Middle schoolers will be taught to hate themselves by being grouped into oppressor and oppressed classes, causing confusion and dismay,
• Children at low risk will be forced to wear masks against all science while teachers and administrators, who are at much higher risk, are free to flaunt the rules whenever they wish,
• Important skills necessary for career and college readiness, such as math and reading, will be ignored in favor of whatever activism the instructor deems necessary,
• Zoom classes and independent work will be invoked for children whenever any teacher has a perceived or irrational fear, and
• Eff-KIDS will lobby extensively to assure that parents have limited or no choices other than the services we provide.

Eff-KIDS is dedicated to the strategy of minimizing teacher work and interaction while totally screwing parents and their children