In the country we call the US of A
Donald the Trump was elected one day
A great big land, it was safe, it was rich
Foreign relations were without a big hitch
The people were earning high salaries
And terrorists were brought down to their knees

Then, Twitter, Facebook, the overlords of all
Decided that Donald the Trump should fall
They created a fake conspiracy
And impeached and impeached with a Schiff show, you see
They installed Biden the Brandon as king of us all
And decided our once great nation should stall
Biden the Brandon began a war on police

No bail means criminals are set for release
Biden the Brandon attacked our energy source
Now our gas prices are worse and worse
Inflation is here for an awfully long stay
Your presents will come after a very big delay
The shelves are all empty with nothing to buy
They say, all’s OK don’t believe your lying eyes

We hope Biden the Brandon will be elected no more
Here’s to Donald the Trump in 2024!